Funny Quotes / Friends

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Friendship is the key to everything

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

Our craziness made us best friends.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.