Funny Quotes / Friends

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

All the best people are crazy.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

Friends are our chosen family.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.