Funny Quotes / Friends

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

Friendship is the key to everything

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।