Funny Quotes / Friends

Friendship is the key to everything

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

All the best people are crazy.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.