Funny Quotes / Friends

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

Friends are our chosen family.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

All the best people are crazy.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।