Funny Quotes / Friends

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

All the best people are crazy.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.