Funny Quotes / Friends

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.