Funny Quotes / Friends

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Friends are our chosen family.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.