Funny Quotes / Friends

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Friendship is the key to everything

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Our craziness made us best friends.