Funny Quotes / Friends

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Friends are our chosen family.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.