Funny Quotes / Friends

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

All the best people are crazy.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.