Funny Quotes / Friends

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.