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Funny Quotes / Friends

Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

Our craziness made us best friends.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.