Funny Quotes / Friends

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Our craziness made us best friends.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.