Funny Quotes / Friends

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Happiness is having crazy friends.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.