Funny Quotes / Friends

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.