Funny Quotes / Friends

Happiness is having crazy friends.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Friendship is the key to everything

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

All the best people are crazy.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.