Funny Quotes / Friends

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

All the best people are crazy.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

Friendship is the key to everything

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.