Funny Quotes / Friends

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!