Funny Quotes / Friends

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.