Funny Quotes / Friends

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

Our craziness made us best friends.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.