We may appear distant to others, but I know that you are always there if I need you. To the woman whose quiet support is always a given: thank you and happy birthday mother-in-law.
Funny Quotes / Friends
Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.
I like you because you join in all my weirdness.
Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.
I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.
Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.
An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.
Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.
Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.
Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.
You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.
It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.
The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.
Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.
A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.
We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.
We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.
A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.
If you have crazy friends, you have everything.
Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.
Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.
If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.
Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.
जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।
You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.
We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.
Friendship is being equally annoying.
Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.
If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.
Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.
I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.
दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।