Funny Quotes / Friends

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.