Funny Quotes / Friends

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

Friendship is the key to everything

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

Our craziness made us best friends.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.