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Funny Quotes / Friends

Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.