Funny Quotes / Friends

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Friendship is being equally annoying.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

All the best people are crazy.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.