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Funny Quotes / Friends

Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

Friends are our chosen family.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Happiness is having crazy friends.