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Some may call it destiny. Some may call it meant to be. But I just call it you-and-me.

Funny Quotes / Friends

Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Friendship is the key to everything

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.