Funny Quotes / Friends

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

Our craziness made us best friends.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।