Funny Quotes / Friends

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.