Funny Quotes / Friends

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

All the best people are crazy.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.