Funny Quotes / Friends

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.