Funny Quotes / Friends

Happiness is having crazy friends.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

All the best people are crazy.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

A true friend stabs you in the front.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.