Funny Quotes / Friends

Our craziness made us best friends.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।