Funny Quotes / Friends

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.