Funny Quotes / Friends

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.