Funny Quotes / Friends

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.