“I don’t know how to put this but… you’re kinda a big deal today. It’s your birthday…and we shall celebrate by giving us both the gift of being extraordinarily hungover tomorrow! Happy birthday, husband!”
Funny Quotes / Friends
Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.
You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.
कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।
Friendship is being equally annoying.
If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.
Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.
Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.
We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.
You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.
We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.
You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.
Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.
दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।
Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.
Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.
No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.
I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.
पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।
Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.
Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.
We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.
Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.
A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.
Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.
Happiness is having crazy friends.
Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.
It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.
बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।
Every tall girl needs a short best friend.
दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।
You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!