I couldn’t think of anything to write. Please just act like I wrote something really touching. Maybe pretend like you are trying not to cry. If anyone asks to see the card just say it’s too personal. Thanks dad, you are the best! …. Now smile and close the card.
Funny Quotes / Friends
Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.
Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.
If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.
Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.
Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.
I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.
We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.
Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.
Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!
I like you because you join in all my weirdness.
I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.
I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.
कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।
Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.
Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.
Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.
Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.
She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.
Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.
A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.
Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.
I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.
A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.
No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.
आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।
Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.
We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.
Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.
मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।
I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.
Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.