Having children of my own has put into perspective the extent of your unconditional love, patience, and perseverance in my upbringing. May you live long!
Funny Quotes / Friends
Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.
You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.
I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.
A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.
Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.
Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.
A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.
Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.
A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.
Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.
Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.
शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।
You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.
Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.
You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!
We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.
Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.
When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.
Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.
मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।
Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.
कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।
Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.
The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.
Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.
Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.
A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.
You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.
Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.
I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.
If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.