Funny Quotes / Friends

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

A true friend stabs you in the front.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.