Funny Quotes / Friends

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

All the best people are crazy.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.