Funny Quotes / Friends

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

Friends are our chosen family.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.