Funny Quotes / Friends

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.