Happy birthday to a woman who is the best of everything: wife, mother, lover and friend. While we sing happy birthday to you, I want you to know that my love for you is true.
Funny Quotes / Friends
Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.
A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.
Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.
A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.
You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!
Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.
Best friends are those who greet with an insult.
Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.
It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.
Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.
Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.
If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.
We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.
Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.
A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.
Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.
A true friend stabs you in the front.
I like you because you join in all my weirdness.
Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.
Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.
डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।
Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.
I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.
You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.
Friendship is the key to everything
Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.
Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.
Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.
Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.
Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.
You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.