Funny Quotes / Friends

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Friends are our chosen family.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.