Funny Quotes / Friends

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.