Funny Quotes / Friends

Friends are our chosen family.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

Friendship is the key to everything

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।