Granddad, if you succeed in blowing all the oceans of candles on your cake, I am confident you won’t need to exercise your lungs until next year this time. Happy birthday.
Funny Quotes / Friends
Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.
I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.
She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.
कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।
If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.
Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.
Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.
Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.
A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.
Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!
Happiness is doing weird things with friends.
Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.
I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.
Best friends are those who greet with an insult.
We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.
A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.
Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.
Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.
I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.
Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.
If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.
फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।
A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad
You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.
दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।
You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.
Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.
Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.
A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.
I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.
Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.