Funny Quotes / Friends

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

Our craziness made us best friends.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.